My Dirty Socks Poem

Please tell me there I am not the only one who deals with dirty socks PLAGUING my floors? What is it about boys (do girls do this?) leaving their dirty worn socks just sprawled on the floor? 

I get so tired of asking them to be picked up, I just save my breath and do it myself! In the spirit of this conundrum, my socks poem.... 

Thanks for reading :) 

In love, Becky